Monday, November 12, 2007

Dinghy, dong.

Julie is in a long-term coma and there are no indications of brain activity. The lawsuit regarding the disposition of her body will rage for years. Barring some miraculous return to consciousness, I imagine her feeding tube will be removed by a helpful night nurse any day now.

Don't cry for her, New York City. Y'all had good times, and cruising will go on without her.

By the way, law enforcement officials are looking for a shady character named Tate, who is wanted for questioning regarding the fateful evening when Julie received an unexplained blunt force trauma to the back of her head.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh, boy.

Anonymous said...

You are soooo not right

Anonymous said...

i'm sorry, i don't get it? what am i missing here!? hahaha

xoxo